Guys, have you ever wanted to be pregnant before? I want to go through it?

Guys, have you ever wanted to be pregnant before? I don't know about you all, but wouldn't it be breezy to have a baby inside of you. I mean, imagine playing basketball. A bunch of pregnant dudes dunking on each other and talking trash to each other. I bet we'd brag about who has the biggest stomach and set our beers over our huge stomachs. I don't drink beer, but you all would. I would love to play football. But it would have to be touch football, because you can't tackle me with my baby. You know that stomach high five that guys do. That be cool to see to pregnant dudes doing that